May 2012
Anonymous asked: Do you normally drop the N bomb? Thought it was kinda strange with you not being black and all!
May 29th
That nigga was probably on some PCP or LSD shit. No such thing as zombies, guys. Calm da fuck down.
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Are you making fun of me
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
May 25th
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May 25th
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fukcnjaynee: i ain’t scared to admit i only have a few friends. I rather have no friends, than to deal with these phony ass bitches. It’s so cliche but it is true, trust no bitch. they’re dirty ass twats. How are you gonna talk shit or do something shady towards me, when all i did was watch out for you and helped you out. phony ass bitch.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Story of my life: I don't know what to wear because I look ugly in everything
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Good morning, y'all!
Good luck on finals, everyone!
May 22nd
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4 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!
=)))
May 21st
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May 21st
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Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.
May 19th
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me: does 5 minute work out
me: expects drastic changes
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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tommmybui asked: what are your thoughts on @tommmybui? - anon
May 13th
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normal people playing a video game:
me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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Gonna be M.I.A. for a while.
Sorry guys!
May 6th
Anonymous asked: Come down to Rosemead!
May 4th
Anonymous asked: If i had asked you to this year's homecomimg would you have said yes ?
May 4th
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Anonymous asked: do you like cedric your best friend?
May 3rd
Anonymous asked: do you still love aaron?
May 3rd
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Anonymous asked: Do you think infinity-shounna sings good?
May 3rd
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Honesty hour!
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May 3rd
May 2nd
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April 2012
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!11 HAHAHAHAHAHHA OMFOMFOGMFMOFMGOMFOMGOMGOFMGOG
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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locdejonge415 asked: fangurlscream me cuc cat
Apr 30th
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me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Loc: You an cuc
Me: You an cuc cho
Loc: You an cuc cat
Me: Omg. Fail! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH CUC CAT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Loc: ....
Apr 28th
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lol when girls describe themselves as "mean" when...
Shut the fuck up. 
Apr 28th
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Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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susaaan: When your parents call you “may” instead of “con”. Wow I cry every time. #vietnameseproblems
Apr 27th
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Anonymous asked: you like danny now?
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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